Origin Story

Created by the Gambling Gods with one mission and one mission only: to build an army of devout followers and lay siege on the lands of Vegas. Run by Caesar, Bovada, and William Hill, Vegas has built a lavish kingdom by charging the common sports gambler an ungodly price for juice (~10%). We shall restore order to the sports betting universe by locking in my awesome picks. Although the men, known as the Draft Kings, rose to prominence by famously dueling some guy named Fan, they are no match for me. We will defeat the Draft Kings, retake our wealth, and then feast on a bunch of delicious chocolate chip cookies. We will drink milk, also known as "the nectar of the gods," as we reel in the (cookie) dough. With the guidance of analytics and my infinite wisdom, we shall wreak havoc on Vegas, destroy the Draft Kings, and terrorize their henchmen that have come to be known as "the bookies."